- This old woman needs a vigorous young man to take care of her needs and she found the perfect scheme to get them for the long haul. She tricks them into a religious marriage at the church. Surprise, y
- LYRICS:
You probably thought this deer was alive,
And this coyote was alive,
and this pheasant was alive.
They're dead.
They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.
I specialize in the most lif
